It's been over two weeks and I think I'm officially used to
living with Steve (aka The Boyf) in our little home.
Said home is a 2x1 upstairs apartment located smack bang
between Scarbs and the city.
The first night! |
Everyone has been asking how many biffs and tiffs we’ve had
since living together and I’m happy to
report that surprisingly, there have been no notable blow ups (I can
hear Steve sniggering already!) but lessons have definitely been learnt.
Steve's fave apron |
Mainly I've realised that Steve was created to be a bloody
engineer. I know this is something I should have figured out when, oh I don’t
know, he was going through uni, writing weekly lab reports with safety glasses
perched precariously atop his head but no, it’s only just dawned on me. He’s
obsessed with finding the science in everything, which means everything must.
be. understood. no. matter. how. long. it. takes. Not the important stuff, like
why Rose let Jack go ("I'll never let go, Jack" lol jks!) or where in
the good earth do all the bobby pins go?! More like the exciting stuff like why
the TV crackles at certain moments and who the hell came up with ice machines.
Okay fine, I wouldn't mind knowing that too, it's ingenious!
Anyway, case in point – the other day he spent about 20
minutes figuring out why the dryer instructions were telling us what they were
telling us.
My answer: because they are and just do it, damn it!
His answer: “ohhhh it’s because the velocity times the pink
panther multiplied by Ronald McDonald means we can dry our clothes in peace*!”
WONDERFUL, I’m so happy that WE just HAD to get to the
bottom of that massive life dilemma.
It's been fun though. I've learnt to just go along for the
ride when Steve is caught up with one of his investigations, his 'Steve-isms',
even if I don't understand a thing he's saying.
*Pretty much what my brain heard.
Now, here's a teeny tiny sneak peek.
Orange of course |
IKEA Christmas tree |
xx Luce
Hahaha poor Steve. Has he read this? I can just imagine!
ReplyDeletehaha Harms, I made him read it before I published it and he liked it, phew!
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